reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

catholicnun:

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

my-ponchoboys:

Karen  - Guardians of the Galaxy Premiere Red Carpet - July 21st 2014

my-ponchoboys:

Karen  - Guardians of the Galaxy Premiere Red Carpet - July 21st 2014

gameangels:

Every test chamber is equipped with an emancipation grill at its exit, so that test subjects can’t smuggle test objects out of the test area. This one is broken. Don’t take anything with you.

xxthisgirllovesyouxx:

shavingryansprivates:

hauntumn:

hauntumn:

hauntumn:

Hakuna Matata

What a wonderful phrase

Hakuna Matata

it means “DROP THE BASS”

BWUY YOH wohhhh widdle da widdle do woodley widdledy wawww weeeeh gritchlew WEUUUUW,  GWAAH GWOOH GRAW GRIH GRIH GRIH GREUUUUW GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee REHHH sheww

what you did is inexcusable 

disgustedsigh:

sweet dreams are made of bees
who am i, i’m made of bees
everything is made of bees
send help

“Heroes are made by the paths they choose, not the powers they are graced with.”

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues